There's strange weather in the back of the room 
And she's pretty, Jesse's spinning the tunes
Eyelashes, and some white leather boots 
God, what have I been drinking? 
I could be serious but I'm just kiddin' around 
I could be anything, anything but sticking around 
Love is hell 
Love is hell 
Love is . . . hell 
Is . . .hell 

It's raining, I can see it outside 
Funny I'm still in it 
Just sitting here with Johnny and Raph' 
Untll the room starts spinning 
I could be serious but I'm just kiddin' around 
I could be anything, nothing, whatever, oh well 
Love is hell 
Love is hell 
Love is . . . hell 
Love is . . . hell 
Is . . . hell