Calm down, she said
Consider this a warning
A souvenir for the morning, a headache that you can’t fix
I said, I can talk my, my way out of anything
But I am struggling in this emergency
This one’s on your side
I said, this one is on your...

Ambulance, I’m calling you now
Accidents bring the house down
Come on, come on
You don’t know me
Come on, come on
You owe me nothing

Dry your eyes and stick them on ice
Give your chest a rest, it’s been cold your whole life
I’ll have you know, the tables are about to turn
And you’re going to get what, what, what you deserve

Ambulance, I’m calling you now
Accidents bring the house down
Come on, come on
You don’t know me
Come on, come on
You owe me nothing

Is this is it my love?
(turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream)
Is this is it my love?
(turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream)

Sing, I’m my own worst enemy
That’s what she said to me
And I’m living out your dream
So sing, I’m my own worst enemy
So we can just breathe a little more safely

Ambulance, I’m calling you now
Accidents bring the house down
Come on, come on
You don’t know me
Come on, come on
You owe me nothing

Is this is it my love?
(turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream)
Oh, is this is it my love?
(turn it up turn it up I want to hear you scream)
Sing

I’ve got real big plans and such bad thoughts